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Story time!

So while my dad and I were at a car dealership yesterday the salesman that was helping us opened up at VW Jetta for me to look at. He opened up the boot to show us how much room was in it and my dad said, “Wow! You could fit a body in there!” The salesman stared at us for a second then said, “Well uh…there’s a safety release handle inside the boot….ANYWAY SO ABOUT THIS SPARE TIRE.”

Car salesmen have no sense of humor.

May 19. 0 Notes.

hobbitfromhogwartsinthetardis:

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

image

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

Ever.

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teaandfailure: inscarletsilence: my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit every time at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized IT’S THE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAT

teaandfailure:

inscarletsilence:

my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit

every time

at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized

IT’S THE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAT

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t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

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billfuckinmurray:

THAT IS MAHOGANY

MAHOGANY! 

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pixelddump:

reblogging this from my other blog cause it made me laugh a lot

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May 18. 89 Notes.

root-beer-riku:

slavicinferno:

George Takei is awesome!

I just read every one of these in his voice.

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