I’m so confused
One of my friends on facebook liked the Above the Influence page
But she drinks, smokes cigarettes, smokes weed, and experiments with other drus.
Well I’m confused.
I’m watching Oddities
and they have a book that could be made out of human skin.
the scientist man said if it is human they can see if its male or female then trace it to living relatives.
can you imagine that phone call? “So your great-great grandmother is a book.”
Since when can you say tits at ten in the morning on TNT?
I thought that language was late night language and or reserved for HBO, Showtime, and AMC.
“SCREW YOU SUGAR TITS.” is not daytime tv language.
Well I dont care but some people do
I am not working weekends this summer and you cannot make me
Well you can being my boss and all
but your assistant manager would probably kick your butt
not because I’m dating him but because everyone needs some time off
and I need sleep and time to myself
THAT ISN’T IN SUBWAY DEALING WITH STUPID ASSHOLES WHO CAN’T DISTINGUISH A 9 FOR A 6 AND KEEP ASKING ME FOR 6 GRAIN HONEY WHEAT BREAD
ITS 9 GRAIN HONEY OAT YOU DUMBFUCK
that and you didn’t need to wake me up at 7 to ask if I wanted to work weekends. Not everyone wakes up at 6
He is the sweetest person ever
#i can imagine the directors being like#’tom stop doing that you’re getting your costume dirty’#and he’d be all like#’i do not know of this tom you speak of’#’i only respond to loki’#’also i’m dead’
Replace ATLA quotes with bacon
- Mai: You miscalculated. I love bacon more than I fear you.
- Zuko: I DON'T NEED ANY CALMING BACON!
- Katara: I will never turn my back on bacon that needs me!
- Aang: I laugh at bacon all the time. Haha, bacon.
- Azula: I know what you really think of me. You think I'm bacon.
- Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into bacon.
- Zuko: That's bacon buddy
I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T
AND SAID
NO
THIS WILL NOT DO
THIS WILL NOT DO
I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.
Every time I see this on my dash I smile.
Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.
(Source: thatgirlsamm, via neonfebruary)
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The best part of gym class.
Until you accidentally leaned the wrong way and rolled over your hands Dx
the secret was sitting diagonally, you wouldn’t tip or run over hands
OR WHEN YOU RAN OVER YOUR GODN DAMN LONG HAIR FUCKING SHIT NO
How abut when you cut the sides of your arms or wrists with these things.
These were the best thing about gym class.
ARG! Mein digits!
This was the shit back in elementary school! Although my school was too cheap to but ones with handles…
SHIT. I HAVEN’T SEEN THESE THINGS IN LIKE, TEN YEARS.
My fingers and hair have never felt such horrible pain but these were still fun.
